Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty - Funny Therapy Putty Ocean Humor, Fidget Toy, Red, Metal Tin

Got Crabs Stress PuttyIf you’ve had enough and find that you’re stressed to the max, chances are all you need is to get crabs. Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty is the bright red therapy dough made to relieve tension whenever anxiety creeps up on you unexpectedly.Go Ahead and Give Crabs to Everyone!This unique stress toy for adults is a load of laughs. Folks will be so excited to receive such a crazy novelty putty. You’ll quickly become a legend, because they’re sure to tell everyone they Got Crabs from you!Got Crabs Putty is a funny gag gift to give your friends and family with a warped sense of humor. The gift of laughter is priceless no matter what the occasion. You can count on a chuckle fest when this wild fidget toy becomes a weird birthday gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, Secret Santa present part, or is just given to brighten someone’s day!FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY

• SEASIDE OR LANDLOCKED, IT’S GOOD IF YOU GOT CRABS – Whether you’re stressing about high seas or just can’t wait to get to the nearest beach, you don’t have to worry if you Got Crabs Soothing Stress Putty. Calm your nerves with a handful of crabs and relax away the tension.
• SQUISHY CRABS PUTTY STRESS TOY WON’T DRY OUT – When you Got Crabs, you’ll be able to enjoy that crazy sensation as long as you want, because it won’t dry out. Our extraordinary putties are legendary for remaining squishy and squeezy even in open air for ridiculous lengths of time!
• SOOTHING THERAPY IN A TIN GOES WHEREVER STRESS CREEPS UP ON YOU – You just don’t know where you’ll be when something gets on your nerves and makes your skin crawl. When tension and anxiety creep up on you, this compact therapy in a tin is a soothing remedy. It easily fits into your desk drawer, gym bag, car console, or purse so you can stop any unsettling, icky feelings in their tracks.
• FUNNY CRABS GAG GIFT FOR MEN AND WOMEN – Got Crabs Stress Putty is a perfect stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for friends and family. Not sure what to give your husband? He’ll be stoked you Got Crabs and thought to give him some too. This weird gift a thoughtful idea for everyone on your list. Nobody forgets where they Got Crabs!
• SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO RELAX SLOWLY AND RELIEVE TENSION – Release stress as you loosen the putty by kneading and stretching it in your hands. The more you work it, the softer and more soothing it gets.